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Nice Boys

March 26th, 2012

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Aaaaaand, we’re back. Or are we? Something new and exciting: Jeff and Elliott now live in the same time zone, so you can probably expect more frequent updates! Something well-known and boring: This doesn’t change the fact that we are slackers to the max. It’s kind of like being a hacker, except with way more time on the couch and less time in the matrix. On to the music!

This week comes a question that might touch home for many parents, but fret not! If you’re a parent and are perusing this website, you clearly already have the grace and wit of a well calibrated individual who could surely raise a well-rounded and reasonable young one. This means it’s up to you to e-blast this song to as many parents as possible, because let’s face it, not everyone is awesome like you. Together, we can all make a difference.

All together now,
Jeff and Elliott


So my daughter only likes bad boys… but I’m hoping for her to find a good boy. You know what I’m talking about right?

Somewhat Concerned in Santa Cruz,

“Nice Boys”

Dear Somewhat Concerned,

Have you ever noticed
That when you see a serial killer in the news
They always ask the neighbors
What they thought of these dudes

The neighbors think a sec
And usually reply
Oh he was quiet but
He seemed like such a nice guy

So maybe these nice boys
Seem nice on the outside
But you really have to wonder
What they’re trying to hide

And these bad boys you’re lamenting
Might have tattoos and STDs
But they’re profiled quickly their murders are few
And they wear all their crimes on their sleeves

But the bad boys might also
Help grandma cross the street
Volunteer at the homeless shelter
And just think tattoos are sweet

Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
Then you just might lose
As long as he treats her right
You’ll always get good news

Like she’s pregant

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