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What is 2+2? 


December 12th, 2011

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People are always on our case. Saying things like “Jeff and Elliott, you invented a job that you don’t consistently do. Why would you do that? Why don’t you do your made up job?”. Well those are all good questions. Unfortunately all of our answers sound like whining. (That’s because they are quite literally the onomatopoeia “Whaaaaa”). But if you listened longer, and why would you, that “Whaaaaa” would turn into “Whaaaaat are you talking about? We’ll get around to it, sheesh.” And so here is the “It” we’ve gotten around to.

Whaaaaat are you still reading this for? Go listen to that song you were so damn anxious about,
Jeff and Elliott

I submitted an admittedly too long…submission of lyrics regarding patents like a year ago. So my question is, what the fuck?

Annoyed in Albany


Dear Annoyed,

What the fuck is right
Why do we take so god damn long
But maybe if you didn’t
Write such a god damn long god damn song

Then we’d take the time for you
To write a song and see it through
But I’m afraid
We’ve had other things to do

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