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Snack Day

December 21st, 2011

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Let’s get to brass tax here: We all like to eat. Nay, we love to eat. So what better way to keep spirits up at work than with eating? I guess you could try exercising, but that would require moving, and unless you’re moving towards food, what’s the point? This week’s question included a request for some “world music influence,” and to that end, we suggest you imagine someone from another country dancing to it. Maybe Poland.

Ciesz się muzyką!
Jeff and Elliott


Hey guys, We have snack day the first Friday of each month at the office. I have such a difficult time thinking of something creative to bring. In most cases, I just end up bringing cheese and crackers. Everyone knows that if you bring cheese and crackers, you just forgot to make something or you couldn’t think of something in the first place. In each verse would you please supply ideas for snack day and in the chorus would you please discuss how important snack day participation is to office morale?

Thanks,
Befuddled in Bloomington

PS. Could the song have some “world music” influence, like maybe a sitar or a digeredoo.

“Snack Day”

Dear Befuddled,

Snack day
At the office
Doesn’t mean you
Have to be a novice

For example
You could bring
Some crackers
And some cheese

And by crackers and cheese
I mean Carr’s and triple creme brie
Just add grapes and olives and figs
And you’re snack day will be a hit

Oh office morale
Doesn’t make a difference
If you don’t like your work anyhow

But snack day
At a place with good vibrations
Will provide your co-workers
With even greater work elation

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