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Dumped

November 8th, 2010

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Who hasn’t been broken up with? Really, you’ve never been broken up with? Well you can get the hell off of our website! (Not really! Stay the hell here!) For anyone who’s never experienced an actual tragedy (listening to our songs don’t count!) getting dumped is about as close as you can get. We’d like to think that we could make people feel better with some sweet sweet saxophone, but odds are that this isn’t going to help…

Yours always,
Jeff and Elliott



Dear Jeff and Elliott,

My girlfriend of several years just left me. Now what?

Desolate in Decatur

“Dumped”

Dear Desolate,

Go drink a beer
And have no fear
Any guy with such good taste
In novelty music websites
Won’t be single for long.

You’re probably thinking: How did I get to feel so low?
So lonely? Well here’s a not so low sax solo to cheer you up:

There’s really nothing anyone can say
You’re just bound to have a couple ruined days.
Now it’s time for you to think about yourself
Try not to be sad or pissed; and avoid personal ads on craigslist

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