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Roommate from Hell

October 11th, 2010

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This week we are asked to “…sum up…indescribable rage…” How does one describe something indescribable? We found a way.

Doers of the Undo-able,
Jeff and Elliott



Dear Jeff and Elliott

I’m at my wit’s end here. Could you write a song that sums up my indescribable rage at my roommate? I truly feel that I’m going to lose it. I think the last straw was coming home late from work and finding my dinner (aka chili) eaten and gone. EATEN AND GONE. Capture my pain here people.

Furious in Fairfax

“Roommate from Hell”

Dear Furious,

I don’t like you anymore
Ever since you walked through that door
Now I find myself asking myself when you’re gonna go
Which is kind of weird because why am I asking myself a question that I know I don’t know?
That’d be like if I needed a chair and I looked in a room
Couldn’t find a chair so I left that room
Then through another door, came back into the room
And was surprised I couldn’t find that chair in the room.

What I’m trying to say
Is won’t you please go, won’t you please leave
What I’m trying to do
Is sing a song that succinctly says: I don’t like you

You ate my last can of chili
And now you’re going to hell
Cause I started practicing witchcraft
Christie O’Donnell has taught me her secrets
But unfortunately there are only two things
That one can do with witchcraft
You can send people to hell
Or win political primaries
Unfortunately for you
I find politics to be scary

What I’m trying to say
Is won’t you please go, won’t you please leave
What I’m trying to do
Is sing a song that succinctly says: Fuck you

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