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Move It or Lose It

September 27th, 2010

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Ideally moving in with a partner is a great way to grow a relationship. Also ideally Romeo and Juliet have sixteen kids and their families shut the f*** up and deal with it.

Ideal advice givers,
Jeff and Elliott



Dear Jeff and Elliott

My girlfriend and I have been talking about moving in together, but we’re both obviously hesitant about whether it’s too soon. Is it too soon?

Anxious in Andover

“Move It or Lose It”

Dear Anxious,

When’s the best time to move in?
Off the top of my head, I’d say 46.
But if you’re feeling a bit more impatient
Then we offer you this fix.

Get some land get like 40 acres
Then by the sweat of your brow and the palm of your hand
Build three houses.

A house for you a house for her
A third house for you both to do
All the sexy time that you want to.

With separate space to move about
Every time that you hang out
Can be a secret rendez-vous

Third house plus mattress on the floor
Then add neck tie to the door
Sexy time rendez-vous

But really if your partner’s not for you
Then moving in is never the right move
Just make sure you’ve got: escape plan
Like your cousin Eric’s Dodge Caravan.

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