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Violin Lesson; You’re Welcome

March 29th, 2010

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As part of our settlement with the IRS to prove we’re not robots (due to unfortunate phrasing on a resume), we’re required to show that we can be flawed like humans. We mean…like other humans…a group to which we belong. This serves that need and is also advice! For humans!

Winners of best tax evasion scheme,
Jeff and Elliott


Dear Jeff and Elliott,

I’m taking violin lessons, but it’s hard! I’m having trouble sticking with it, what should I do?

Discouraged in Denver

“Violin Lesson; You’re Welcome”

Dear Discouraged,

Being bad at the violin is part of the learning process,
Because violin is really effin’ hard to play
We should know, we’ve tried it time and again. It seems it just keeps getting harder
Listen to Elliott jam, and how much better it’ll make your day

With diligence on the brain, keep working at your lessons,
And pretty soon you’ll be better than the rest
But in the meantime if you get down, you’re gonna’ need a self-esteem boost
You could always listen to the fiddling of Jeff

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