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Let’s All Tell Each Other How Great We Are

March 8th, 2010

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Day late? Yes! Dollar short? We’re not giving you any money! Yes, we’re talking about the academy awards. In case you live under a rock that is in a hole: Every year, lots of famous people get together to say nice things about each other. (Well isn’t that nice.) Also, a lot of not famous people really enjoy all the pageantry and glamour and watch it on TV. This just in: Elliott is not in either group! (Jeff likes the glamour, but not the pageantry.) In a related story; Elliott wrote this song. Please direct your hate-mail accordingly.

Winners of best website,
Jeff and Elliott


Dear Jeff and Elliott,

I’ve got a two-part-er!
1) What’s your take on the Oscars.
2) Who’s going to win?!

Overjoyed about the Oscars

“Let’s All Tell Each Other How Great We Are”

Dear Overjoyed,

Well self-congratulations are the very best kind
And patting each other’s backs, we can think of no better use of our time
And it’s just another excuse to prove we’re more popular than thee
Cause it’s you watching us on your tv

The winners are the people who make those expensive clothes
And the agents of the actors you are watching wearing those
But most of all the network showing advertisements in spades
The real winners are the people getting paid

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