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No Such Thing as a Free Lunch

February 1st, 2010

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Worldwide we’re full of get rich quick schemes and secret loopholes to make, or keep, more money. (Why do you think we started this website!?) However, there’s no such thing as a free lunch and everyone pays in the end. (Just look at this website!) But, if you don’t believe us we know a Nigerian prince who’s dying to meet your bank account number you.

Give us your money,
Jeff and Elliott

Dear Jeff and Elliott,

I read online that Billy Bragg isn’t going to pay taxes in protest of bank bonuses. Can I do that too?

Tentatively Tax Exempt

“No Such Thing As A Free Lunch”

Dear Tax Exempt,

Nothing in life is free-ee

Nothing in life is free-ay

Nothing in life is free-ee

Nothing in life is free – no-o

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