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Can’t Stop The Birds

November 23rd, 2009

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If you think animals acting in packs are scary, then you’ve never seen preachy advice-dealing musicians acting in packs. Until now…

Hiding somewhere in the internets, Jeff and Elliott


Dear Jeff and Elliott,

On my way to school this morning, I think I saw two large crows acting in concert. What should I do if they’re waiting for me with a plan when I exit school this afternoon?

-Terrified of Animals Acting in Packs in VA

“Can’t Stop The Birds”

Dear Terrified,

Did you ever see the Hitchcock movie: The Birds?
There’s nothing you can do. Sorry you’re screwed
And even if that film isn’t a documentary from the future
You’d be well-advised to run and hide

Because birds don’t mess around
They fly about and destroy towns
Birds keep the insect population down
They make an interesting variety of sounds

Now we’re not gamblin’ men but we’d be willing to bet
That the crows aren’t out for your neck
If these words don’t put your mind to rest,
Then please consult; a psychologist

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