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What is 2+2? 

Obviously Drunk

April 6th, 2009

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Say hello to Monday.(It’s far easier to do if you’re not hung-over.)
If that’s the case, then this week’s advice might also be valuable to you! But only in the past.
Well, it’s quickly losing it’s value.

Jeff and Elliott

Dear Jeff and Elliott,

Right now, as I type this, I have found myself at the computer of a dear friend.
I have ended up here at the end of a night of heavy drinking
and walking around downtown Indianapolis.
I need advice…What should I do now?

Love forever and always in admiration,
Patrick Roberts…I mean…Drunken Drew.

“Obviously Drunk”

Dear Patrick/Drew,

You’re obviously drunk
Please don’t send people messages
When you’re obviously drunk

How do we know your drunk
We read it in your messages
That you’re obviously drunk

To drink and dial it’s such great great thinking
It puts you in touch with the cause of the drinking
A+ for the night

To drink and sing is also not good thinking
It makes forget something words some- singing

Now we’re supposed to tell you what to do
All we can say is what we’d do, if we were you
Drink a bottle of water and then go off to bed
Good hydration is the key to waking up with a healthy head

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